Jessica Alba Assumes the Position

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Or how it would look if you were to get so lucky to have her from behind. These Jessica Alba bikini pictures makes me wonder how ugly fat women get to have kids? I know there are all sorts of scientific methods to get pregnant, but i must assume that 90% of these women actually get laid. And I know that there are weird men with weird fetishes but who would wanna fuck a fat ugly girl when there’s Jessica Alba out here?! I mean, just look at her…

Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

I don’t have anything bad to say about Elisha Cuthbert. She’s one of the few beautiful women in Hollywood, that i liked from the beginning. Yeah she had a bad movie or two, but hey, who hasn’t? She’s the dream girl of one of my friends, and i suffer with him seeing Elisha with this dude. I mean common E. you can do better!
All we can do from here is to enjoy these bikini pictures of her. She’s almost perfect, I say almost because she’s a bit short for my taste. But then again, who cares about that right?! I would trade places with that white dude in the pictures anytime. 🙂

Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures

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Now, as much as I like her, these pictures of Hilary Duff in a bikini somewhere in Maui, don’t tell me anything. When I see a celebrity naked, or in a bikini, i expect to be blown away. I want an instant hard on, and I usually keep thinking of the lucky guy that gets to go home with her.
This is not the case. Yeah, she’s Hilary Duff, we all know her, but hey, that’s a usual body, even a bit fat by todays standards. Anyway, I’ll just show you the pics, and let you decide for yourself.

Eva Mendes in the new Campari Tales Calendar for 2008

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Welcome into the magic of Campari Tales where you will discover a world of beauty and sensuality signed by the unique and unmistakable touch of Campari’s Red Passion. Campari Tales is the theme for 2008 Campari Calendar , a prestigious and collectible Calendar published in a limited edition of 9.999 copies.

And they feature Eva Mendes as their goddess for the 2008 calendar. The Pictures are phenomenal, and so is Eva for that matter. Excellent job. The 12 fairytales include: Alice in Wonderland, Beauty & The Beast, Little Red Riding Hood, Cinderella, Thumbelina, The Little Mermaid, The Little Match Girl, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, Puss in Boots, Aladdin, and Pinocchio.
Enjoy the photos:

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The rest of the Calendar and the “making of” pictures after the jump! Continue reading “Eva Mendes in the new Campari Tales Calendar for 2008”